The Google Conspiracy
            Google is actually a government sponsored corporation that specializes in information, it is subsidized by the CIA in order to keep tabs on the American public.  Google was popularized by the CIA so it could protect itself from the new threat of free international exchange of information and ideas.  Every search that is entered into google is kept in a CIA file and sorted through for certain words that are flagged such as bomb or Osama. if one of these words comes up in one of your searches then the CIA will monitor your searches as a result. 
             The CIA popularized google by placing into schools as the default web search engine.  Even my high school homepage has a google search applet on its site.  They also gave it media attention by paying reporters secret funds to write or air stories about google so that they can keep track of more people, haven't you ever wondered why no one actually says i googled it, i have never heard that before.  The first time i heard it was on the news, and i havent heard it since.  Where were you the first time you saw google?  I was at school, and i thought what the hell is google?
              You may have also heard that Microsoft is launching its own search engine in competition with google's, that is because there has been a secret war of dollars between Microsoft and the government after the anti-trust law-suit went south, but that is a story for another day.